This was our only photo in Chennai (CHUH – NYE) – our last dinner on the roof our hotel.
We only had two days in the city. The last two days of our 10 month long trip, and we chose to spend it at a buffet table and a shopping mall. We were tired, and wanted a couple of days to gather our stuff and relax before our next leg of travel back to our home and native land.
Suffice it to say, we didn’t have any grand tales to share from our time in Chennai.
Instead maybe some advice:
1. Go to more breakfast buffets.
2. Take your time there: don’t blow your appetite on an overfilled, first plate of waffles and pancakes.
3. Aim for four plates. For example, start slow with salad. Move over to the omelette station next, and pay service to some sausage and bacon. Then for your third plate, you could bring in some insulation like pancakes, waffles, or french toast. This means you can finish on a light note. As your reliever, go with some fruit.
4. Get the fresh stuff: is there one piece of french toast left in the container? do another couple of laps, or distract yourself with the colours at the salad bar then double back to get the new batch.
5. Treat it as your own food museum: people spend hours touring museums, taking history in slowly, one piece at a time. There’s no reason you can’t do the same. Consider a buffet, your own edible museum or art gallery that you can enjoy, bit by bit, digesting it all slowly.
We’ve now been back in Canada for a couple of months, and I can confidently say that the first impression of life here is cold. Not groundbreaking news for winter in Canada – but we’d been living under sun for the past 10 months, and hadn’t been below zero in a long time. Our East Coast is having it rough, getting hammered with one snow storm after the next, which I think, is well summed up in this ditty:
Toronto is just cold. I know, in comparison to other parts of Canada like Saskatchewan, Alberta, Northern B.C, and Quebec we’re living in a paradise. My eyelids aren’t freezing shut, my nose hairs aren’t growing icicles, and it doesn’t hurt to breathe outside. And yet, I still feel cold. Maybe the sun has made me soft.
There’s a lot of good things to being back:
– fast WiFi
– good coffee
– personal laundry
– maple syrup
And some bad:
– The Toronto Maple Leafs
It was an amazing trip overall – with a ton of different experiences along the way, which I’m sure we’ll return to again and again as our memories are randomly triggered.
” Do you remember that drunk guy singing in a microphone on that Indonesian ferry?”
” Remember those mountain goats we saw off the trail in Nepal”.
” Remember that Chinese trekker who had a teddy bear on his bag to remember his wife”.
Blah, blah, blah. We can go on forever – and think it enormously interesting, while boring the shit out of everyone around us. However, in place of our subjective impressions, here’s something we can include people on: our trip by the numbers.
Months spent travelling: 10
Countries visited: 10
Planes taken: 32
Longest single flight: 14 hrs 35 mins. (Vancouver to Auckland)
Trains taken: 5 (overnight) + 2 (day)
Longest single train ride: 14 hrs (Delhi to Varanasi)
Buses taken: 2 (overnight) + 19 (day)
Longest single bus ride: 13 hrs (Mumbai to Goa)
Tuk-tuk/rickshaws taken: 100+ (at least)
Cars/Taxis taken: 40-ish
Cars we rented and drove ourselves: 2
Mopeds we rented and drove ourselves: 5
Longest continuous day of travel: 26 hrs (Phuket to Sukothai)
Guesthouses stayed: 84
Nights sleeping in airports: 2
Bouts of food poisoning: 2 – Marc 0 – Rose
Countries where one or more nationals mistook Rose as a fellow citizen : 8
Scuba dives: 12
Highest altitude climbed: 5416 metres (16, 878 feet)
Lowest depth swum below sea level: 30 metres (98 feet)
Trail hikes: 4
Longest hike: 20 days (Annapurna Circuit)
Major news stories of our disappearance: 5 (Google search: Marc + Rose + Nepal)
Strangers who asked me to pose in a photo with them: 4
Temples visited: beaucoup
How many times we changed time zones: 10
Most times zone crossed in a single day: 10
Total distance travelled: 98, 885.4 kms (two times around the earth + 18k leftover)
I may fill in a few spots here and there, add some more travel books and odds and ends. But otherwise, that was our trip.
Merci bien. Thanks for reading.